Dear Feckless Fools,
Open Letter to all “Voters” by Mrs. Ima Fraudster (portrayed by Concerned Citizen)
I subvert the People’s will and nullify your Constitutional “right” to vote. Your fear-driven appetite for abuse is impressive. Moreover, your capitulating assent as our accomplice, while repugnant, is appreciated.
We (the “swamp”) already knew that long gone was the independence-seeking courage that - centuries ago - prompted your ancestors to literally sail headlong into absolute uncertainty regarding their very survival. Steadily, that innate, principled self-respect and rugged autonomy was systematically extinguished through government school mind control and mockingbird media indoctrination. Any residue of resistance is readily marginalized by contemporary bread & circuses and your remarkably self-absorbed, hedonistic distractions from weightier pursuits as you elevate mere wants to “needs.” At most, you merely waive your flags and celebrate the idea of freedom under a Constitutional Republic, ignoring evidence that’s now but a myth. Verily, the best slaves mistakenly believe they’re free… or else secretly crave their captivity. Either way, there’s no Boston Tea Party left in you, that’s for sure. Stupefying.
Still, we were nervous in November 2020. Pizza boxes covering windows and little red Radio Flyer wagons transporting ballots at 3AM, conspicuous machinations even by our standards, should have resurrected the vestiges of your liberty spirit and putative uncompromising allegiance to justice. Indeed, you merely had to abstain. That’s it – an unequivocal declaration of “no confidence” in election processes and accompanying demand for amelioration. Had even a modest number merely refrained from further indulging, and thereby “ratifying,” computer-based voting procedures, that dearth of voter involvement would have been a conscientious objection impossible to ignore. A successful bid to return to hand-counted paper ballots was thus there for the taking. However, you couldn’t be bothered contending for it. Breathtaking.
Ultimately, no manner of lawless chicanery could provoke your perpetual, passive pouting to mature into outcome-determinative actions. Paused counting, midnight mystery ballot deliveries, internet connectivity lies, discarded military ballots, non-citizens and dead people voting, trashed ballots, foreign servers/interference, mail-in ballot bonanzas – nothing sufficiently fazed you. President Trump said: “If we don’t root out the fraud, we don’t have a country anymore.” Indeed, we hijacked the highest office on Earth and rendered 80 million voters indentured servants in their own country. Meanwhile, you’re still singing “this land is your land, this land is my land” and exhorting unsophisticated emotional appeals to “do your ‘duty’ and vote.” It’s like Stockholm syndrome meets your delusion that perhaps we’ll eventually take pity on you. No, we hate you. You outnumber us mightily, but you unreservedly give away your power. Unforgivable.
In retrospect, we shouldn’t have worried. You’re all bark, no bite… and treasure convenience over conviction. You decry child grooming, but keep paying Netflix and supporting Disney. You’re “pro Second Amendment,” but never carry and still use UPS. Still using Paypal? Surely so, for you’re the same ones who wore face diapers to enter restaurants and took the death juice jab just to vacation. You order online for Wal-Mart pickup; yet, you’ll be baffled when one day that’s your only option because their stores are now mere warehouses closed to the public. You do yourself in… and still never see it coming! What happened to “Fix 2020 or Bust?” That’s right; you’d get your hands dirty actually striking the root. So, you’d rather retreat to a familiar, albeit fatal, false dichotomy “2-party” battle than wage a right & just war against the real enemy, which requires more than an automaton’s effort. Amazing (but not surprising).
Consequently, we’re still using the SAME software systems we disenfranchised you with last time. Trump stated: “The more votes you get, the harder it is for them to cheat. But, they figure it out anyway.” He’s right. We do. Embarrassingly, you nevertheless plan to negate the rigging with yet bigger numbers. However, some people do live their dignity, and they’ll abstain from the now-known complicity and openly-displayed futility. Trump also said: “If we are right about the fraud, Joe Biden can’t be president.” Yet, he is (even though that’s not the real Joe Biden). Your rulers are selected, not elected, and we couldn’t do it without you. You, playing the game, provide our cover… and the only thing better than us acting like nothing ever happened, is YOU going along with it. Thanks for being worthless to your cause & indispensable to ours! See you at the charade… I mean, polls.